Civilization is best achieved with a microchip and a smile! Featuring the slogan "Keep Calm and Trust the Implant," this tee is here to remind you that obedience is the ultimate rebellion (and it’s way more comfortable than a straightjacket).
Perfect for days when you need to chill out and let someone (or something) else take the wheel. Wear it with pride... or because you’re simply programmed to!
A tee for plantfuckers and hypnosis enthusiasts. You might already have vines growing in your brain, all you need to do is trust in the process.
Product features - Made with 100% lightweight Airlume combed and ring-spun cotton - Retail fit for casual and semi-formal settings - Bella+Canvas manufactures in a humane, sustainable way - Tear-away label for minimal skin irritations - Variety of fabric blends available for different color options
Care instructions - Machine wash: cold (max 30C or 90F) - Non-chlorine: bleach as needed - Tumble dry: low heat - Iron, steam or dry: medium heat - Do not dryclean
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